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It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

nobody was buying my normal dude act anyway
Sorry I can’t spend 413 with my remaining followers

I’ll see y’all on the twentieth!

Kylee Henke - You Can't Fight the Homestuck
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kyleehenke:

YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK - Performed by Kylee Henke

Written by WalkingandDead

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[LYRICS]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond


Jade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the world


Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.



Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre


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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?  



Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology,

Apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nic Cage, City of cans


Doc scratch, Sn0wman, “I warned you bout those stairs man!”

God tiers, March drag, Who even is this douchebag? 


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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad 


Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass

 


Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culled


Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around


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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Matesprits, Auspistice, Moirail, and Kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy


Green sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ


Captchalogue Modus, and Strife specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can’t outrun what’s already here!


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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads


Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie


Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

twerk-it-dirk-it:


“You played a good game. You fought long and hard, met some great friends along the way, and even lost some of those that were dear to you. But you don’t have to worry anymore. Now the only thing left for you to do is rest.
You’ve won.”

yo happy 413 you guys heres to hoping we (dont) have an update today

twerk-it-dirk-it:

“You played a good game. You fought long and hard, met some great friends along the way, and even lost some of those that were dear to you. But you don’t have to worry anymore. Now the only thing left for you to do is rest.

You’ve won.”

yo happy 413 you guys heres to hoping we (dont) have an update today

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?

In other news, the Man in the Tan Jacket seems to has brought his cousin to our little Nightvale for a family visit! Though we can see and remember his cousins face, the accounts of it have been varied and a little silly. Accounts of “Thousand of salamanders, squirming, wriggling” or “Scores of amphibious lizards, moving in a twisting way, or thrashing slowly”. We even got a report of “Sixteen new flavors of icecream that look like toxic sludge, but taste really good. Really, really, good and not toxic at all. No more toxic than regular icecream anyway.”

I think the last one might have been from our local ice cream fanatic club president, Hanna Mirshaw, but she could be describing anything. It’s hard to tell.

Anyway, listeners, please be careful around the newcomer anyway, as salamanders are very skittish. Or he may just be shy. Of course you should be friendly and as nice as possible anyway, and to any newcomers, especially if said newcomer is thousands of little newcomers pretending to be one large newcomer.

jakemalik:

"hey do you have any cool plans for the break?"

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geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

April fools suckers :3